16 Dad Jokes That Will Make You LOL
Father’s Day is just a few days away! In honor of fathers everywhere, we reached out to Costa Vidans on Facebook and asked them to share their favorite Dad jokes—and they didn’t disappoint.
Here are some of our favorites:
“My Dad, Leonard, will roll up each part of his tie and ask, ‘Which do you think will unroll first?’ Then he lets go of both and declares, ‘IT’S A TIE!’”
How much do dead batteries cost?
Nothing. They’re free of charge.
Mary Jo Boyus
“Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks my dad if he wants the milk in the bag, he says, ‘No, just keep it in the carton!’”
Bryce Finkeldei, Alyssa Michal and Kenneth Sorensen
How does NASA organize a party?
Did you hear about the new corduroy pillow? It certainly leaves an impression!
What time did the man go to the dentist?
Me: I’m going to run to the store.
Dad: Wouldn’t it be faster to drive?
Me: Dad, did you get a haircut?
Dad: No, I got them all cut!
“Every time my dad finishes his meal at a restaurant, he waits for the waitress to ask, ‘How was your meal?’ He responds anxiously, ‘I was disappointed with my food,’ hoping to get an apologetic answer like, ‘I’m so sorry, sir. What was wrong with your food?’ And with a quick, eager reply, he says, ‘IT DIDN’T LAST!’”
“Whenever anyone goes to the bathroom, my dad always says, ‘Mention my name and you’ll get a good seat!’”
Why did the cowboy get a dachsund?
His friend told him to get along, little doggy!
So I went to the store to buy cherries and a speaker today...bought a bing, bought a boom!
Why did the scarecrow get an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
Me: Dad, I’m tired!
Dad: Hi tired, I’m Dad!
Kimmy Caldwell, Kristi Harrington, and Katie Lang
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
“When my dad answers the phone, he says, ‘Fruit of the Loom. Keep it brief!’”
If you’re not a dad, don’t let that stop you from telling a good Dad joke! As Christina Memmott, Adam Stocksdale, and Chris Theis shared, “You don’t have to be a dad to love a good dad joke. You’ll just be a faux pas.”